I Think Its Straight Out Bitchin': Archive

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR Y'ALL

IM OFF TO GET CRUNK ETC

Dec 31st

JUST BOOKED TICKETS TO GO SEE KATY PERRY

Dec 31st

maecenas-deactivated20110122 asked: "going over my friends house about 7.30 to get drunk and jolly (also to eat a lot), then going to a place in town where everyone collectively goes and see what party looks te most fabulous."

o m g I am practically doing the same thing, except my bestie and her sister are coming over around 7 (get drunk and eat) and then we're heading into the city (might also go to a...

Dec 31st

maecenas-deactivated20110122 asked: "going over my friends house about 7.30 to get drunk and jolly (also to eat a lot), then going to a place in town where everyone collectively goes and see what party looks te most fabulous."

o m g I am practically doing the same thing, except my bestie and her sister are coming over around 7 (get drunk and eat) and then we're heading into the city (might also go to a...

Dec 31st

maecenas-deactivated20110122 asked: What'chu doing tonight (besides getting pissed), darling?

Dec 31st

maecenas-deactivated20110122 asked: What'chu doing tonight (besides getting pissed), darling?

Dec 31st

i love new year

all the promises you make to yourself. which then get broken after a week. planning to get very drunk tonight. mainly just so i dont feel the cold.

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have just come to the realisation that i am a...

i do not know how to feel.

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maecenas replied to your post: deal with it lol do you remember do you (forever butting in) I REMEMBER. IT WAS FAB.

Dec 30th

keitels asked: deal with it lol do you remember do you

Dec 30th

keitels asked: deal with it lol do you remember do you

Dec 30th

“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”

– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-) IS THIS IMPLYING THAT A HETEROSEXUAL MAN NEEDS FRUIT TO TRICK HIS PENIS INTO A WOMAN’S VAGINA IS HIS PENIS A FRUITBAT WHAT KIND OF SEX GIVES ITSELF TO THE WORD WOOSH PENISES ARE NOT MIXING WHISKS PS GUESS WHAT ...

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LOCI APPRECIATION LYF.

maecenas: captainbates: ?

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LOCI APPRECIATION LYF.

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right im off to revise

and think of some new years resolutions any ideas before i go?

Dec 30th

my phone is the other side of the room

just got a text cba to go get it

Dec 30th

maecenas replied to your post: maecenas replied to your post: got given… how you doin’~ good thanks!! rollin’ in all my new sales purchases- which are mainly just underwear- thought youd approve im thinking this will be my new WAG outfit. loook out martin kelly how about you bbs?

Dec 30th